Kalechips: A serious website
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Welcome to the leanest and greenest website on the internet [citation needed]! What it lacks in professionalism, it makes up for in... I haven't figured that part out yet. Diet-conscious readers will be pleased to know it is laden with GMOs, chemicals, and toxins. If you're not sure where to start or just feel like gambling, try a random page.
You are not only permitted but encouraged to look at this page on a phone.
What's new
2024-07-29 » Not one, not two, but four (4) new layouts have been delivered to the layout thrift store! They are Cardboard box, Notebook, Panorama, and Pink Drink.
2024-07-21 » What's that? It's Salad Magazine issue 3 with a steel chair!
2024-05-26 » Newsletters are back and better than ever! You'll have to subscribe to that RSS feed separately if you want to see them for some reason.
2024-04-27 » Slowly working on tidying up some URLs. Blog categories and tags look cleaner now!
2024-04-15 » Salad Magazine issue 2 is now live!
2024-01-31 » Added the Toybox page so I can actually display my pixel hoard.
2024-01-29 » There is now a random page function. Have fun!
2024-01-20 » I made the no-skip page so I can annoyingly talk at length about music.
2024-01-15 » Not an update for this particular website, but Salad Magazine issue 1 is live! Go look at it!
2023-12-14 » I can't believe it's another page redesign! And I restructured everything. Whoops.
2023-11-26 » Updated the web host list with another option, Uber Space.
2023-11-23 » I added a section for my hardware and software specs on the documentation page and condensed the FAQ to avoid redundancy.
2023-11-22 » I finally finished revamping all existing free layouts with better accessibility features (skip to content button, better font sizing, the works)!
2023-11-21 » Refreshed Odonata with a new layout and improved accessibility features.
Off the press
- The trees have leaves again
April 13, 2025 - Friendship ended with modern pens
March 27, 2025 - My plants are doing fine, actually
March 25, 2025 - Cracking open a new sketchbook
March 04, 2025 - CSVs, character management, and you
February 23, 2025
Sticker corner
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